This is what globalization looks like:

In a restaurant in Switzerland, where veal and salmon are regularly served for the personnel meals (with reactions ranging from apathetic to disgust - apparently everyone except me hates fish), near chaos broke out today when the kitchen staff unveiled our lunch of... wait for it...

chicken nuggets and french fries.

Apparently, all they really want is every meal to be like McDonald's (and they gleefully told me, innumerable times, that, "hey, it's like McDonald's!"). I didn't have the heart to tell them that in the States, I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I was probably 6. I did refuse to dip my chicken nuggets into mayonnaise - standards, people, standards!